Your Stars Part 3
Hit TV show 'The X Factor' is back on our screens giving us all a rare, legitimate chance to laugh at the mentally ill during the audition stages. In this PC berserk world we now live in, such an activity has become scandalously frowned upon so it's only right to thank ITV for reviving this tragically forgotten pleasure by switching on in your droves. Also coming soon to your screens?.Black & White Minstrel Idol!
It's time to confront your partner about their recent suspicious behaviour - the extra hours spent at work, returning home slightly dishevelled and an unwillingness to make love to you because 'they're tired'. Be bold and act first - burn all their clothes and smash their belongings to pieces before confronting them about their infidelity. Do not accept their explanation that they're doing overtime to pay off all the credit card debts you've run up because they love you and want to enjoy a stress free future with you. Ditch them and find someone that accepts you for who you are - a paranoid, insecure, unreasonable, unhinged, spendaholic who'll do whatever a rubbish fictional astrologer tells them.
A night out with an old friend makes you realise what a hash you've made of your life in comparison with theirs. They've got a better job, better relationship (including regular sex) and a better car and there's absolutely no prospect of you improving matters. Take solace from the fact that they had something nasty hanging out of their nostril for the entire evening.
This could be a month to really make something of your life. So go out, find a drug dealer, score some crack and heroin and start developing yourself a habit. This advice may fly in the face of previous wisdom on the subject but just look at Pete Doherty - the moment he starts getting off his face on junk he gets in the papers every day, scoops a couple of top ten singles, makes a bucket load of money and bags himself a super model girlfriend. Just say 'no'? Just say 'pass the crack pipe' more like.
Aquarius What the hell is going on here? I'm not getting anything for you Aquariusans (or whatever you're called) this month. Every time I do this chart I just get a sudden urge to rush out and buy a Ford. Bizarre.
DO NOT watch the third programme of the current series of X Factor UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! Apparently there's a hopeful who, in a bad light, may resemble myself slightly (but certainly IS NOT) who sings a wonderful rendition of a Brian McFadden song, and after an utterly unjustified mauling from Simon 'Wouldn't Know A Singing Psychic Megastar If It Poked Him Up The Jacksy' Cowell, ends up crying hysterically in the arms of Kate Thornton. Even though that poor unfortunate WASN'T ME (!) I'd like to take this opportunity to tell Simon Cowell that he's deprived the country of the greatest musical talent since, well, Brian McFadden. It's your loss Cowell - not mine that bloke that looks like me!!!
Loss is difficult for anyone to cope with but please remember the old adage that time is a great healer. Your life may, at the moment, seem emptier than a fridge within the vicinity of Eamonn Holmes, but you must cling onto that light at the end of the tunnel - Big Brother WILL be back on next year.
September- the month that Summer turns to Autumn and a little happiness disappears from our hearts. There's a chill in the air where once there was glorious warmth. Those bright summer evenings start being lost to dark, depressing ones. The opportunity of the odd cheap thrill disappears as attractive young people start wearing more clothes and Saturday night TV on BBC1 becomes unwatchable as they trot out another appalling flop of a new series in a bid to compete with Ant & Dec and The X Factor. It's all gone rubbish hasn't it? Hang on though, it's not all bad - if you're a parent, the kids go back to school! Woo-hoo!!!
The new moon this month brings with it renewed optimism and with it banishes any doubts you had about certain major decisions you've had to make - you were absolutely right not to refuse your best friend's fiancé when they came on to you recently. Your friend is still on the verge of a breakdown following the death of their mother and would certainly have been in no mood get up to the filthy stuff their fiancé demanded of you. You are truly a wonderful friend, a view they will no doubt endorse when you tell them what you did. I'd leave it a few years before you do though - or perhaps a few decades.
Cancer- terrible name for a star sign isn't it? Surely if we have to have a sign named after an illness or affliction, it'd be better if it was something less awful - like 'Ricketts' perhaps or 'Thrush'. Mind you, there'd have to be a new symbol to go with it and designing one wouldn't come cheap. Hang on- got it! We can keep the existing symbol and just change the name to 'Crabs'. Bingo!
Beware of your short tempered nature and try and keep a perspective on things this month. We've all been there and it would be a struggle for anyone to retain their composure in similar circumstances but just remember this - as infuriating as it is, being asked 'if you want fries with that' when ordering a McFlurry does not give you the right to get the assistant in a head lock, march them out of the door, drive them to a remote location and force them to watch re-runs of Celebrity Love Island. Sicko!
I see cards - greetings cards. Gifts. A cake-with candles on. It looks like some sort of celebration, perhaps even a birthday celebration. Yes - it's going to be your birthday! Happy Birthday (except those of you born in August)! God I'm good.
Your stars are available via http://www.24-7london.co.uk. They are written by a variety of people under the guise of 'Alex Barker'. 24-7 London is an online entertainment guide to London, England with a sense of humour.
Breast Cancer Isn't Funny, But Humor Can Heal Curetoday.com
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Women Can Use Humor At Work, But They Should Follow This Advice Forbes
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Lori Lightfoot's new ad features her daughter, humor to woo voters Chicago Tribune
Lori Lightfoot's latest television ad features her daughter and humor as a way of attracting Chicago voters to her mayoral campaign.
What Makes Flo From Progressive Effective? Lessons For Using Humor In Advertising. Forbes
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Facebook users unleash mass humor to find woman's boyfriend at Epcot KEYT
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The Origin Of The Word 'Humor' Science Friday
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Louisville and Chris Mack vs. Richard Pitino and Minnesota in the first round of the NCAA tournament. Subtext abounds, Tim Sullivan writes.
7 Humor Websites You Should Be Reading :: Comedy :: Lists :: Humor Sites :: Paste Paste Magazine
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The return of Andrew Bogut brings his unique sense of humor and mentorship back to the Warriors - The Athletic
The return of Andrew Bogut brings his unique sense of humor and mentorship back to the Warriors The Athletic
Andrew Bogut's old Warriors teammates heartily supported the idea of bringing back the sturdy center with a lively locker-room personality.
Using Humor To Build A High-Performing Workplace Forbes
Humor can boost creativity, inclusion, and productivity. Tell some jokes, or at least share a Dilbert comic in your next email.
See inside Selma Blair's Los Angeles home TODAY
Selma Blair shares a tour of her Los Angeles home with ArchDigest.com. See the pictures!
Snatchers review: finding the humor in teen pregnancy and parasitic bug-monsters The Verge
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Chatological Humor (Mar. 26) Washington Post
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First look: New Apple ad uses humor to push privacy Axios
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'I go out with a bang' | Lester Smith combines humor and love in writing his obituary KHOU.com
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Boyfriend lost at Epcot, Facebook users unleash mass humor to find him ABC Action News
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Albert Einstein: Humor, happiness and everything in between Ladders
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Miami Dolphins fans embracing the change and re-build with humor FanSided
The Miami Dolphins are re-building and their fan base is having a bit of fun with the changes that have been made and are still to come.
Exploring the lighter side of Ichiro MLB.com
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Humor: Davis student uses Hydro Flask to fight off angry turkeys The Aggie
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Fights give way to humor in long marriages Futurity: Research News
Disagreements that can mark the early and middle years of marriage mellow with age as conflicts give way to humor and acceptance, according to a new study.
'Sense of Humor' The Japan Times
March 15-June 30 When art director Katsumi Asaba traveled around the world, he found that humor played an important role in his communication with others a.
Study suggests humor could be an emotion regulation strategy for depression PsyPost
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'Sweet Potato Queens' Southern humor and Broadway charm right at home at New Stage - Mississippi Today
'Sweet Potato Queens' Southern humor and Broadway charm right at home at New Stage Mississippi Today
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Here's your dose of Irish humor â the corny kind Arizona Daily Star
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Death wish humor isnât that funny The Poly Post
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Minnich: Curb your sense of humor before you offend someone Carroll County Times
If you enjoy a good belly laugh now and then you'd better get it out of your system. It won't be long before there will be no chuckling tolerated because someone ...
Why humor is a powerful tool against depression Big Think
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katsumi asaba brings his 'sense of humor' to 21_21 design sight exhibition Designboom
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Conti Brings Subversive Puppet Humor To Theatre Festival KUNM
Women's Focus, 03/16 Noon: British actress and comedian Nina Conti comes to Albuquerque this week for two shows with the Tricklock Revolutions.
Syrian comedian on finding a distinctively Aleppo sense of humor despite 'destruction, bloodshed' in home city - Syria Direct
Syrian comedian on finding a distinctively Aleppo sense of humor despite 'destruction, bloodshed' in home city Syria Direct
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AUDIOBOOKS: Humor to beat the winter blues | theberkshireedge.com
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With Warriors surrounded by turmoil, Kerr turns to humor NBCSports.com
Warriors coach Steve Kerr spent part of Monday afternoon assessing the state of his team and the internal fires that raged in a loss to the Suns on Sunday.
Some workplace humor can backfire for women, study finds ABA Journal
Women who use humor in some work-related situations may be perceived as disruptive or distracting, according to a study by researchers at the University of ...
Deep stories and dark humor make up Forward Theater's 2019-20 season Madison.com
The upcoming season will include two Wisconsin premieres, a regional premiere by the author of âMarjorie Prime,â and a one-man play starring David Daniel.
Making Jokes During a Presentation Helps Men But Hurts Women HBR.org Daily
Most people want to know how they can effectively present ideas and be persuasive at work. A common piece of advice for presentations and winning over ...
Study finds humor is associated with positive outcomes in psychotherapy PsyPost
The presence of humor during therapy sessions is associated with improved outcomes, according to a new study published in The American Journal of ...
Humor is both a hurdle and a gauge to improve AI, human interaction Phys.Org
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Tony Capobianco wants you to find humor in the little things Vanyaland
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Wyoming Outhouse Humor [JOKES] Kgab
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'Captain Marvel' blasts off with action, humor | Public Blair Enterprise Publishing
After years in the making, the time has come for the first female-led superhero film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) in âCaptain Marvel.â
Jimmy Carr mines humor from 'the horrors of the world' UPI News
Comedian Jimmy Carr spoke with UPI about his Netflix special, "The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits."
Cowboy comedian brings his down-home humor to Everett The Daily Herald
Chad Prather describes himself as a conservative who doesn't villainize people with different views.
Transportation Officials Use Highway Sign Humor for Safety U.S. News & World Report
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) â The Ohio Department of Transportation is working to encourage drivers to stay safe and to smile.
The Importance of Being Earnest: Humor Writing Lodestone Book Riot
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Columbus Museum of Art showcases Dutch master works of beauty, humor The Columbus Dispatch
Life in the Age of Rembrandt: Masterpieces from the Dordrecht Museumâ â 50 paintings and 40 complementary artifacts â is on view through June 16.
The best way to get to a climate couch potato? Humor. Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists
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Real Irish Comedy Tour & Fest set to bring Irish humor to the Bay Hoodline
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Appreciation: From typewriter to Twitter, Dan Jenkins combined knowledge, humor in his reporting - Valley News
Appreciation: From typewriter to Twitter, Dan Jenkins combined knowledge, humor in his reporting Valley News
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Birth of Shas party recounted with humor, heart in 'The Unorthodox' - The Jewish News of Northern California
Birth of Shas party recounted with humor, heart in 'The Unorthodox' The Jewish News of Northern California
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If Your Partner Doesn't Get Your Sense Of Humor, Here's How To Get Them Laughing Elite Daily
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Priests Find Themselves, and Their Sense of Humor, on Their New LP Nashville Scene
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Cut Line: Eddie Pepperell finds humor, while Phil Mickelson finds frustration Golf Channel
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Maine East High School crowns Mr. Demon 2019 in annual, humor-filled pageant Chicago Tribune
Donning their best beachwear and demonstrating their talents in music, dance and martial arts, eight Maine East High School students vied for the title of Mr.
Beto OâRourke Rocked by Scandal as High-School Mixtape Appears to Include REO Speedwagon - The New Yorker
Beto OâRourke Rocked by Scandal as High-School Mixtape Appears to Include REO Speedwagon The New Yorker
Andy Borowitz jokes that the discovery of a high-school-era mixtape featuring a song by the band REO Speedwagon poses a threat to the Presidential ...
'What Men Want' Highlights Humor, Diversity Georgetown University The Hoya
âWhat Men Want,â the 2019 adaption of the early 2000s Mel Gibson film âWhat Women Want,â is a sharper, funnier, more inclusive take on the original concept.
Thomas Rhett on Heaven, Haters, Humor CMT.com
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Rachel Vellenga | Author uses humor to address serious issues Champaign/Urbana News-Gazette
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âBrooklyn Nine-Nineâ joins #MeToo movement with humor and heart San Francisco Chronicle
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Natural Language-Focused AI From OpenAI Shows Promise, Creates Stories With Humor Forbes
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Warm up with cold humor Port Townsend Leader
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Hayes Carll on Harnessing Humor, Dance-Hall Vibe of New Album 'What It Is' Rolling Stone
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Louisville's Gregg Eisenberg highlights humor in the human condition Boulder Daily Camera
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Coping with surveillance: Kindness, humor, and prayers always work- ucanews.com UCA News
Always stay alert. One unpleasant and scary consequence of being involved in human rights activities is being surveilled. However, being here, one simply ...
TV Review: Ricky Gervais uses humor to cope with death in 'After Life' Colorado Springs Gazette
Cast: Ricky Gervais (âThe Office,â âDerekâ), David Bradley (âGame of Thronesâ), Tony Way (âEdge of Tomorrowâ), Tom Basden (âPlebsâ), Kerry Godliman ...
Albert Einstein's brilliance, humor and literal connection to Israel JNS.org
Just in time for his 140th birthday, Hebrew University reveals the *content* of newly acquired manuscripts.
Turnbull remembered for humor, friendship | Free Emporia Gazette
Longtime Roberts-Blue-Barnett owner Mike Turnbull is being remembered for his generosity, friendship and dedication to the community.
Author Emily Regan on motherhood, reality and the humor that binds Arizona Daily Sun
It was difficult for me to write about Max for a long time,â said Emily Regan of her 5-year-old son.
Movie review: Biopic 'Fighting with My Family' mixes heart, humor... Duluth News Tribune
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Humor: A definitive take on the best water fountains at UC Davis The Aggie
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Kathleen Madigan bringing âsassy and sharpâ humor to Kirby Center Wilkes Barre Times-Leader
No, paw-paw, no. You're done. You're going home now,â Kathleen Madigan said in a recent comedy routine, illustrating how she would have tried to persuade ...
Doris Kearns Goodwin Opens Festival With Optimism, Humor, Insight Boca Raton
For presidential historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, who opened the 13th-annual Festival of the Arts Boca last night at the Mizner Park Amphitheater, her return ...
ASU's election-themed 'Tartuffe' tells an age old story with humor Montgomery Advertiser
Alabama State University's Department of Theatre presents a modern adaption of Moliere's "Tartuffeâ by Robert Caisley at 7 p.m. nightly on March 13-16 ...
Review: Grim Northern Ireland realities in 'Milkman' told with humor Charleston Post Courier
MILKMAN. By Anna Burns. Graywolf Press. 348 pages. $16.
From his service to his humor to his family, Jimmy Hart was a picture of early Boise - Idaho Statesman
From his service to his humor to his family, Jimmy Hart was a picture of early Boise Idaho Statesman
The saloon owner and volunteer firefighter constantly kept people abreast of his goings-on with items in the Statesman.
Humor Heals Curetoday.com
By joking about her cancer diagnosis, one survivor hopes to raise awareness and help people find laughter.
Travels with Charlie: Cheap attempt at humor about Alamo not appreciated Reading Eagle
Call me a stodgy stick-in-the-mud curmudgeon. I can take it. What I can't take is the mockery of history. When I am not writing travel stories, I am.
Good Boys Review: Maturely Childish Comedy with Humor & Heart /FILM
In our Good Boys review, /Film contributor Matt Donato examines the new comedy from The Office veterans Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg.
Humor: Little Caesar's celebrates Ides of March with collectible knives stabbed into every pizza - The Aggie
Humor: Little Caesar's celebrates Ides of March with collectible knives stabbed into every pizza The Aggie
What's better than getting a large pepperoni pizza to celebrate the brutal murder of history's favorite dictator? Getting a free knife as well! That's right, the brains ...
Longtime DuTrac CEO remembered for service, humor | Tri-state News telegraphherald.com
For Tom Sarvis, community *service* was no joke. The longtime CEO of DuTrac Community Credit Union also was an active volunteer, serving on multiple boards ...
Humor, sweetness empower âCaptain Marvel,â a fun â90s superhero throwback Chicago Sun-Times
Brie Larson, as the Captain, and Samuel L. Jackson, as young Nick Fury, share great chemistry in an origins story with heart.
UW alum's comedy documentary searches for humor in world's most dangerous places - The Badger Herald
UW alum's comedy documentary searches for humor in world's most dangerous places The Badger Herald
University of Wisconsin alum Aaron Ohlmann recently produced a new original documentary Netflix series, âLarry Charles' Dangerous World of Comedy.
Vaudeville, Percussion and Humor with 'Things That Go Ding!'' Shepherd Express
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Finding humor in an unexpected place KCTV Kansas City
Aspiring comedians are taking the stage to find humor in a sensitive subject.
Do Germans have a sense of humor? GermanyinUSA
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UK veers between high anxiety, grim humor over Brexit GazetteNET
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Steve Kerr Resorts to Humor to Control Damage With Warriors in Turmoil NBC Bay Area
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An Over the Top Blood Fest: Reflecting on the Violence and Humor of the Cult Wii Game 'MadWorld' - Bloody Disgusting
An Over the Top Blood Fest: Reflecting on the Violence and Humor of the Cult Wii Game 'MadWorld' Bloody Disgusting
During its time the Nintendo Wii was an incredible console that grew to include a vast library of terrific games. While the Wii was home to loads of family.
'Called to Laugh,' new book coauthored by St. George cartoonist, explores humor in LDS missionary life - St George News
'Called to Laugh,' new book coauthored by St. George cartoonist, explores humor in LDS missionary life St George News
ST. GEORGE â A soon-to-be released humorous book about Latter-day Saint missionary life features dozens of cartoons written and drawn by St. George ...
Presidential campaign humor to help you through a gray Monday The Progressive Pulse
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Jokes on You: Trevor Noah Trolls Oscars Audience With Xhosa Humor NBC 10 Philadelphia
Talk about an inside joke. When comedian and âDaily Showâ host Trevor Noah went on stage at the Oscars to introduce best picture nominee âBlack Panther,â ...
The Parmelee Post: Lobbyists Urge Lawmakers to Ban Single-Use Planets Seven Days
Lobbyists from the fossil fuel, chemical and plastic industries have called on local lawmakers to prohibit planets that serve only a single purpose: supporting life...
Hybrid dance performance to subvert 'stuckness' with humor, self-reflection Daily Bruin
Pearl Marill will break out a life-size puppet of herself on stage as a symbol of self-reflection. Marill, an artist well-acquainted with San Francisco's performance ...
Worcester Recovers comedy show brings healing power of humor Worcester Telegram
WORCESTER - Addiction isn't funny. But two Worcester-area brothers have found that laughter can be good medicine for recovery. On March 21, Worcester's ...
Teacher uses humor to âtrickâ students into learning WREX-TV
ROCKFORD (WREX) â Brian Maier is a history, economics, and business law teacher at Guilford High School. He uses his wit and humor to capture students ...
Pikes Pick: Ricky Gervais tackles death and grief with humor Colorado Springs Gazette
Death is a touchy topic, yet it's one Ricky Gervais doesn't avoid. The British comedian has dabbled in the topic in two films. In his upcoming Netflix series, âAfter ...
Billboard Lampooning Hezbollah Leader Shows Israeli Humor at Its Best Newsmax
One of the coping mechanisms that Israelis use to deal with the constant threat presented to them by their enemies is humor.
How to Build a Cobblestone House
He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860.
Coffee Tips (and the Elimination Thereof)
I have recently become frustrated with something at doughnut establishments, and I'm not referring to the scones, although -- seriously -- just think about the writing possibilities if I were. Rather, it's the tip cup that bothers me.
Funny Things We Dream
I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.
The Patience of Job
Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.
There are many ways to be original these days. But unfortunately I cannot reveal any of these ways because the followers would then not be original, would they? Now, I realize that somewhere between one to two people would have followed the advice I gave, but just in case my calculations were off - and it turns out three would have followed - I need to be careful about what I write ?One slogan which completely frustrates me due to its lack of originality is "got ____?" That's right - that lowercase phrase which was formerly synonymous with milk (and is now synonymous with everything) is so cliché that it's even cliché to write "got cliché?" But the worst is not behind us.
Stopping Bad Breath Bart
"Pee-ew! You smell like a skunk soaking in sardine nectar for a week." OK, so I can be a little candid every now and then.
Nine Movies That Make You Want To Yell, Stop Saying That
Movie moments are nice things to share with the people you care about. Most of those shared moments consist of "Remember that one part when the guy with the thing?" and before they can finish you're interjecting with your own vague, "Oh totally, I love that part!" But occasionally this process extends beyond an inner circle and goes global in its reach.
Eye Spy Potatoes
Lately I've had the problem of falling asleep with my contact lenses still in my eyes. And by "lately," I mean for the past seven years.
Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!
With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic and shaman would give you the answers to all life's mysteries..
Sweet Vengeance Purrfected
I love animals but cats are my favorites. There's just something about them that makes me relate to them so easily.
Finding Lost Children
A couple of days ago I had to go to a dealership to get my car fixed. I am not implying that I don't want my car to have children, because who am I to make that choice? More so, I was sent a letter about a recall on one of the parts (the hazards, actually), meaning that the dealership was obligated to fix my car while I watched television and drank free coffee from a vending machine?"This is quite a deal," you may be thinking.
Not Your Average Sunday Morning
Just recently my ex-husband stopped in to visit during his vacation. In the course of small talk, a few old memories usually crop up in the conversation.
Cloning Advantage Super Families
As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves in an interesting predicament. We see the need of self to extend past one's own lifetime as an innate characteristic; self-preservation has always been one of mankind's greatest drivers of motivation.
When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person.
Its All About Seeing the Signs
Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some time now, but that doesn't stop the rest of us from doing so. In fact, on a regular basis, I see a lot of signs - and I don't like most of them.
Starbucks Going into Hilton
Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong, Crew Member Starbucks is not doing Paris Hilton. What I am saying here is Starbucks will now be offered in some Hilton Hotels.
When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop people from stealing my jackets.
The Top 10 All Time Worst Jokes About Piano Players
Here, for your barfing pleasure, are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am one.
Humans are like Monkeys
Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that which we see.
When we decided to move to Mexico, one of the most exciting things that popped into my mind was that I would get a new Internet Service Provider and finally get off the 300,000,000 Spam lists that I was on. I thought for sure I would go insane if I received one more "How to Enlarge Your Manhood" piece of Spam-as if I needed to do that anyway (yeah right).
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