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Sell [Your] Phones

Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around 11 years old, on a cell phone. She was walking along the side of the street talking to someone, and I couldn't help but think that maybe she was talking to someone across the street because she wasn't allowed to cross it.

Valet Parking: Theft with Consent

This column is long overdue. To put it in library terms, which I guess I already did (but I'd like to elaborate), this column is like checking out a book in 1998 but not returning it until yesterday.

When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times

This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person.

The Hidden Driveway

I won't lie: there are a lot of things I want in life, and some of them I'd even pay for. Rather than listing them in some aimless order so that I can feel bad about not having these things, I will instead focus on one thing that is actually attainable: a hidden driveway.

Starbucks Going into Hilton

Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong, Crew Member Starbucks is not doing Paris Hilton. What I am saying here is Starbucks will now be offered in some Hilton Hotels.

Bed Bugs Bite

I just turned on the news a minute ago and wondered why there weren't news flashes regarding when -- and perhaps where -- people are turning on the news. Sometimes it is a slow news week, and there's not much to read in Newsweek, so maybe this could take up some space.

A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer JokesQ: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.Q: What is the legal definition of "Appeal"?A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.

Coffee Tips (and the Elimination Thereof)

I have recently become frustrated with something at doughnut establishments, and I'm not referring to the scones, although -- seriously -- just think about the writing possibilities if I were. Rather, it's the tip cup that bothers me.

Eye Spy Potatoes

Lately I've had the problem of falling asleep with my contact lenses still in my eyes. And by "lately," I mean for the past seven years.

The Worlds First Comedian?

If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That's because he appeared around 400 B.

He Had It Coming, Your Honor

This past week as Mr. Man and I lounged around our sprawling estate, I realized that my life is just way too laid back.

The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?

This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand) about the performance of a local magician at a child's birthday party. Now, granted, this wasn't done by a clown, but I've seen clowns doing similar things.

How to Build a Cobblestone House

He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860.

[Not So] Outgoing Mail

I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail. I mean, I understand it in theory, but today I tried talking to it and it didn't even respond.

American Independence - The True Story

It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on the floor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century equivalent of Game Boy: a model soldier with a rifle sat on a model elephant, shooting at a model tiger two planks of wood away.

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Of character: Pryor woman fights cancer with humor and heart
Oklahoma City — Not too many people can start off a talk with an incurable cancer diagnosis and have everyone in stitches by the end. But for Darla Thompson, every heartbreaking circumstance comes woven with little moments of humor. Thompson, of Pryor ...

New York Times

Julia Louis-Dreyfus to Be Awarded Mark Twain Prize for Humor
New York Times
“Like Mark Twain, Julia has enriched American culture with her iconic, unforgettable, and outright hilarious brand of humor,” Deborah F. Rutter, the president of the Kennedy Center, said in a statement. “Over four decades, her wildly original ...
Julia Louis-Dreyfus to receive Mark Twain Prize for humorReuters
Julia Louis-Dreyfus to receive Mark Twain Prize for American
Julia Louis-Dreyfus To Receive 2018 Mark Twain Prize for American HumorHuffPost
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Morgan Freeman Misplaced Humor, Not Sexual Assault Alleged Victim Calls Out CNN
Morgan Freeman has issued a second statement, responding to allegations he sexually harassed a number of women, this time saying the incidents were "misplaced compliments or humor" and not sexual assault ... and now one of the women is calling out ...
Morgan Freeman Blames Misconduct Claims on 'Misplaced Humor'Daily Beast
Morgan Freeman Asks Public Not To Equate 'Sexual Assault' With 'Misplaced Humor'Zimbio
Don't equate 'horrific' assault with 'misplaced compliments or humor': Morgan FreemanGeo News, Pakistan
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Big Think

How NASA is using personality research to pick astronauts for a Mars journey
Big Think
Crews in HERA and astronauts aboard the ISS report that appropriate affiliative humor is a key factor in crew compatibility, conflict resolution, and coping,” the authors wrote, adding that one astronaut reported in a journal that “humor and joking ...

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Capturing Humor in a Sea of Red Tape
Thankfully, that impressive display of slow-moving bureaucracy was precisely what Witt had come to photograph. He was shooting Help Desk - Random Acts of Administration, a humorous series that visualizes the red tape for which the country is notorious.


Amy Schumer Takes Her Raunchy Humor to Spotify in Podcast Deal ...
Amy Schumer will host and produce a comedy podcast for Spotify Technology SA, helping the paid music service attract a wider audience and challenge Apple ...

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Soccer America

Men in Blazers hit the net with colorful, humor-laden soccer encyclopedia
Soccer America
Its humor-laden content stands out among other soccer culture books because of Rog's and Davo's (as they go by in their podcast and now NBC TV Show, Men in Blazers) already have a cult following. They slip in an in-joke here and there, enough to keep ...

Charleston Gazette-Mail

Rick Steelhammer: Tired of being offended by edgy messages? Just try humor!
Charleston Gazette-Mail
Sometimes the rewards for attempting to commit humor can be small to nonexistent. My decades of scribbling out weekly stabs at comedic stimulation in this space have made me aware that I am sometimes more successful at producing the sounds of cricket ...

Humorous Maine highway signs send vital safety messages to motorists
AUGUSTA, Maine (WTHR) - The busy summer travel season is underway and it's safe to say that visitors to Maine will find some humor along the road. Someone at the state's Department of Transportation has a sense of humor, and important safety messages ...

Valley News

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Wins Twain Prize for Humor
Valley News
Move over, Emmy. There's a new accolade in town. The Kennedy Center announced Wednesday that Julia Louis-Dreyfus will receive the 2018 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, just the latest feather in the 11-time Emmy winner's cap. “Like Mark Twain ...

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