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Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry

A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!

We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation

One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream

I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Wintour pays tribute to Lagerfeld's generosity, humor  KOMO News

MILAN (AP) — Anna Wintour has paid tribute to Karl Lagerfeld's generosity and sense of humor as she presented a new fashion exhibition. The American Vogue ...

Worcester Recovers comedy show brings healing power of humor  Worcester Telegram

WORCESTER - Addiction isn't funny. But two Worcester-area brothers have found that laughter can be good medicine for recovery.On March 21, Worcester's ...

Natural Language-Focused AI From OpenAI Shows Promise, Creates Stories With Humor  Forbes

An AI research company called OpenAI may have developed the most advanced language-processing algorithm thus far. It is keeping it under wraps due to the ...

Study finds humor is associated with positive outcomes in psychotherapy  PsyPost

The presence of humor during therapy sessions is associated with improved outcomes, according to a new study published in The American Journal of ...

Warm up with cold humor  Port Townsend Leader

We've had more snow around here lately than in many years. Stores closed, no mail, etc. But, as my wife keeps pointing out, it's nothing compared to what we ...

Humor: Liam Neeson proves he's not racist by vividly recalling a racist moment in his life  The Aggie

As if Black History Month couldn't get any better, it looks like the 66-year-old star of “Taken,” Liam Neeson, mistook his press interview with The Independent for ...

'What Men Want' Highlights Humor, Diversity  Georgetown University The Hoya

“What Men Want,” the 2019 adaption of the early 2000s Mel Gibson film “What Women Want,” is a sharper, funnier, more inclusive take on the original concept.

How to Use Humor to Become Happier and More Successful  Psychology Today

Having a sense of humor should help you be appreciated more positively but new research shows how gender factors into the equation when people tell jokes.

HUMOR: Let it Snow? – Pagosa Daily Post News Events & Video for Pagosa Springs Colorado  Pagosa Daily Post

I spent yesterday snowed in. And snowed in for three out of the four days before that. Considering the lack of precipitation that Pagosa Country has had the last ...

New Randolph College play mixes drama, humor and religion  Lynchburg News and Advance

In the new play “Black Chicken,” written by Randolph College graduate Travis Byram, 14-year-old Randi Colby is afraid to tell her religious parents that she's an ...

Hybrid dance performance to subvert 'stuckness' with humor, self-reflection  Daily Bruin

Pearl Marill will break out a life-size puppet of herself on stage as a symbol of self-reflection. Marill, an artist well-acquainted with San Francisco's performance ...

'Vice' handles Cheney's story with attention to detail, humor

Vice” attempts to bring the life of Dick Cheney, the 46th vice president of the United States, to the big screen, tracing his rise from a college dropout to one of the ...

'He was full of humor, and he was brilliant': World-renowned composer Dominick Argento remembered  MinnPost

Pulitzer Prize-winning composer, University of Minnesota professor emeritus and longtime Minneapolis resident Dominick Argento has died. The news broke ...

BWW Review: A Modern Day OTHELLO Finds Humor Amid the Horror of Revenge  Broadway World

Never has the relationship between Iago and Roderigo in Shakespeare's OTHELLO stolen the show like it does in the current A Noise Within production, ...

Charlie Harp remembered for his humor, conviction  Lexington Dispatch

When thinking about his friend Charlie Harp, Bill Fritts recalled the time he, Harp and a group of other lawyers took on a capital murder case in Salisbury.

Donald Trump doesn't have a dog or a sense of humor. Presidents need both.  USA TODAY

It's pretty late in the game, but maybe Trump can still discover that a public sense of humor would do more for his approval rating than nasty tweets.

PLAY REVIEW: Neil Simon's humor uplifts audiences even after...  Daily Republic

In matters of the heart, do you believe that opposites attract or that birds of a feather flock together? Neil Simon's romantic comedy, Barefoot in the Park, takes a ...

OU Theater Division's 'Holly Down in Heaven' handles heavy themes with humor  The Post

Holly Down in Heaven is a play in which a 15-year-old girl can talk with her dolls, which can come to life. It is also a play in which the same girl faces isolation, ...

‘Fighting with My Family’ Review: A Wrestling Biopic Filled with Heart, Humor and Bodyslams  SEScoops

Here's our review of 'Fighting with my Family', the movie that tells the dramatized version of the real life story of former WWE women's champion Paige and her ...

Great Barrington: Concert highlights Haydn's humor  Berkshire Eagle

Close Encounters With Music will present "Haydn Seek: Humor in the Works of Papa Haydn" at 6 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 23, at St. James Place, 352 Main St.

Our Opinion: Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor  Brainerd Dispatch

How about that weather? Yes, as Minnesotans, we understand that in any given winter we stand a good chance for cold temperatures and a lot of snow.

Humor: Woman with crush on Ted Bundy has deathly fear of ladybugs - The Aggie  The Aggie

It seems as though everyone these days is buzzing about Bundy. In an effort to stay hip with the kids, The California Aggie secured an interview with Siri Ullman, ...

The Many Surprising Benefits of Injecting Humor Into Parenting  U.S. News & World Report

From dealing with food fights to ignored curfews, you can use mindful levity for positive results.

Man’s ‘bathroom humor’ leads to 911 bomb threat call at Kansas Home Depot  WHNT News 19

WICHITA, Kan. – A man's playful warning before using the toilet inside a Kansas Home Depot store led to a 911 call Monday afternoon, according to The Wichita ...

In Brexit limbo, UK veers between high anxiety, grim humor  ABC News

It's said that history often repeats itself — the first time as tragedy, the second as farce. Many Britons feel they are living through both at the same time as their ...

Humor-filled 'warning' mistaken for bomb threat at Kansas Home Depot  FOX 46 Charlotte

A humor-filled "warning" at a Kansas Home Depot led to a 911 call about a potential bomb threat.

Jeff Jacobs: Jennifer Stango Garzone blazing a football coaching trail, with humor and integrity  CTPost

She played soccer, basketball and softball at Sacred Heart High of Waterbury and at Post University. For 11 years, she played semi-pro football at every position ...

ODOT uses humor on highway signs to support safety  Toledo Blade

COLUMBUS — “Camp in Ohio state parks, not the left lane.” “Visiting In-Laws? Slow down, Get there late.” “Don't drive sauced, Leave it to the cranberries.”.

5 Viral Videos That Sell Products Through Humor  Forbes

When you think about the most memorable viral videos you've seen, I bet they lean more to the commercial side. I'd even go so far as to say that some of your ...

Humor proved overwhelming for Richmond Ballet's 'Cinderella'  Virginia Gazette

One of the things I most anticipate when it comes to arts coverage is the Richmond Ballet. Only a short drive from here, it's a chance to see first-class dance of all ...

These 4 Zodiac Signs Have The Best Sense Of Humor & They'll Always Make You Laugh  Elite Daily

You wanna know what my favorite cure for all human ailments is? Laughter, of course. Is there anything that a belly full of laughs can't alleviate? Even if ...

Amazon's This Giant Beast That Is the Global Economy Takes Liberal-Bro Humor on a World Tour  TIME

Vice director Adam McKay returns to the intersection of money and politics in a new docuseries that's Global Capitalism 101 for Bros.

Humor: Congress approves federally-funded “Border Wall Tycoon” video game to appease Trump  The Aggie

With the recent government shutdown still on everyone's minds and Donald Trump recently declaring a national emergency over border security, Congress is ...

Pregnant Jessica Simpson's Toilet Mishap Doesn't Flush Her Sense Of Humor  HuffPost

The "Dukes of Hazzard" star is a potty boss in funny photo.

'You have to have a sense of humor': Couple reflects on 79 years of marriage on Valentine's Day

WATERLOO, Iowa (KWWL) – Let's go back to the year 1937. Bread was just 9 cents. Franklin D. Roosevelt was president. And in Dunkerton, Iowa, that's when ...

This Made Us Smile: Even winter has a sense of humor  WOWT

When it's not making us miserable, the winter weather slips in an occasional moment that can put a smile on your face.

EDUCATION BEAT: Finding humor in xenophobia  Bristol Herald Courier

If we don't manage to destroy ourselves along the way, the day may well come when we humans find out we are not alone in the universe, that there are.

The Queen's Six bringing vocal harmonies, British humor to Ogden concert  Standard-Examiner

This is not your father's a cappella singing group. Or, for that matter, even the group formed by your twenty-something cousin in Provo. The Queen's Six, a male ...

Ivanka Trump: I like Merkel’s sense of humor

President's daughter says she has 'great respect' for German chancellor.

Interview: Tracy Morgan, coming to Musikfest Cafe, finds new humor after 'Saturday Night Live,' '30 Rock' success  Allentown Morning Call

An interview with Tracy Morgan, star of 'Saturday Night Live' and '30 Rock,' who will play Musikfest Cafe at SteelStacks in Bethlehem on Feb. 23.

'Knock-knock.' 'Who's there?' 'A dissection of types of humor.'  Highlands Ranch Herald

Say “Knock-knock.” “Who's there?” I'll get to that. If someone were to ask you if you have a sense of humor, would you be able to give an objective answer?

‘Pen15’ Mines Middle-School Hell for Awesomely Awkward Humor  Rolling Stone

At first, Pen15 plays like a sketch comedy idea ill-advisedly stretched out to sitcom length. Co-created (along with Sam Zvibleman) by stars Maya Erskine and ...

Tuesday's Child: Considerate teen offers joy and humor  The Philadelphia Tribune

Friendly, kind and funny, Michael loves spending time with people he cares about and is happiest when he is with others.

Wehner honored for his humor and heart | Friends and peers reflect on life lost  Northern Star Online

DeKALB — Friends and peers of Trevor Wehner remember him with a smile on his face and as a driven individual who was never afraid to let his goofball side.

Humor: The Tool You Need in Your Grad School Toolbox | GradHacker  Inside Higher Ed

Feel better, make friends, and change your outlook to take on the serious task of success in graduate school.

Chatological Humor (Feb. 19)  Washington Post

Gene Weingarten brings you an update to his monthly Chatological Humor live chat.

We don't have a healthy relationship with death. Can humor and science help?  Salon

Two-time Tony Award-winning actor Matthew Broderick and Shawn Snyder, the writer and director of his new film, joined Salon's Alli Joseph on "Salon Talks” ...

'Lego Movie 2' Hopes to Build on Original Film's Meta Humor  Hollywood Reporter

How Warner Bros. marketed 'The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part.'

Maeve in America: Whatsamatter, Girly, No Sense of Humor?

Stand-up comedy is becoming less pale and male, and more relevant.

Marine veteran recalls 'humor in combat' over hot chocolate on Iwo Jima anniversary  Stars and Stripes

YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, Japan — On the 74th anniversary of the start of the 1945 Battle of Iwo Jima, a Marine who took part in the pivotal World War II fight ...

Super Bowl ads heavy on humor, surprises and ... robots  ABC News

This year's Super Bowl ads went heavy on the humor — and surprises. Take, for instance, Jason Bateman's Hyundai ad about an elevator with unpleasantness ...

'Shazam!' Director Explains Why He Responds With Humor When Fans Lash out Over No Trailer

With the release date for DC Comics' next superhero adventure rapidly approaching, many fans are eager to see what's next on the docket for Shazam!, hopeful ...

Review: 'Big Mouth' brings its signature humor to Valentine's Day  Daily O'Collegian

Valentine's Day is a tricky holiday to make television specials about, yet “Big Mouth” hit the nail on the head yet again with its 45-minute special “My Furry ...

New to theaters: Humor comes to theaters this Valentine's weekend with 'Isn't It Romantic'  Uniontown Herald Standard

Rebel Wilson and Adam DeVine will team up yet again in the romantic comedy "Isn't It Romantic," hitting theaters this Valentine's weekend.

Grammys 2019: Alicia Keys Finds the Humor in Hosting  NBC Connecticut

Unlike the Academy Awards, which is set to hold this year's ceremony without a host for only the second time in its history, the Grammy Awards have done ...

Nick Hart brings humor, issues to Madison mayor's race

Hart, 39, a professional comedian, is making his second bid to win the mayor's office, having spent $100 to win 2 percent of the vote in the 2011 mayoral primary.

McFeely: Attempt at gallows humor bites Miles, unfortunately  INFORUM

Nebraska basketball coach, formerly at NDSU, finds that jokes don't fly so well when you're on the hot seat. Written By. Mike McFeely Feb 21st 2019 - 5pm.

JUDY ELLIOTT: Lesson learned: Blackface humor is a national bruise

As soon as they were old enough to consider themselves at home in today's culture, our children began rolling their eyes at us, parents who were not “with it.

Florida woman credits sense of humor for viral 'Florida man' maternity photo  FOX 13 News, Tampa Bay

A Tampa woman's maternity shoot has gone viral, thanks to its “Florida man” aesthetic. But the mommy-to-be is still a little shocked by how much attention the ...

Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.  The Aggie

So, I'm pretty sure you guys and gals have all received the nerve-racking, spine-chilling, blood-curdling text from the UC Davis WarnMe system notifying us that ...

Chatological Humor (Feb. 5)  Washington Post

Gene Weingarten brings you an update to his monthly Chatological Humor live chat.

Man of many hats brings humor to stage  Monroe Evening News

Drew Hastings has seen life from all kinds of sides and will enlighten the audience with his take on life at Monroe County Community College.

PBS' 'Retro Report' to link headlines, history; humor too  The Associated Press

PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — PBS is launching a weekly series that will link headline-making stories to their historical roots. The magazine-format program, titled ...

Humor: Professor's classic rant about packing up early works for the first time ever  The Aggie

Students actually take notes until professor excuses them A professor became enraged one day when his students began packing up when there w.

Director Dan Gilroy Talks 'The Power of Humor' in His 'Velvet Buzzsaw'  Hollywood Reporter

Monday night, at the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's new satirical thriller, Velvet Buzzsaw, director Dan Gilroy and star Jake Gyllenhaal, spoke with The ...

Toilet humor...and facts about them - The Fergus Falls Daily Journal  Fergus Falls Daily Journal

You have read 1 of 10 articles. Log In or Subscribe. Column: Home Away From Home: By Jean Lemmon. Earl and Opal, the “Pickles” cartoon characters are at it ...

The 10 best meta-humor jokes in modern animation  SYFY WIRE

With the release of Warner Bros.' highly anticipated sequel The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part, let's take a look at the 10 best examples of meta-humor in ...

How Terrell Lewis' humor (and Mike Tyson impression) got him through 2018 ACL tear

Alabama linebacker Terrell Lewis (left) asks running back Damien Harris a question at Orange Bowl 2018 Media Day. (Ben Flanagan / ( Ben Flanagan ...

Comedian Sugar Sammy Takes His Multi-lingual Humor Across the U.S.  Cheddar

Canadian comedian Sugar Sammy has performed over 1,500 shows, in 31 countries, and told jokes in four different languages. He's currently on his U.S. ...

Velvet Buzzsaw Is a Fun, Flawed Mash-Up of Humor and Horror

Good art is to die for. That's the idea behind the engagingly outlandish Velvet Buzzsaw, which begins as a fang-toothed satire of the Los Angeles art scene and ...

25 memes that show how Michiganders keep their sense of humor in winter storms

It's cold out there, Michigan. A polar vortex has brought low temperatures, several inches of snow and strong wind gusts to the state, leading to school closings, ...

Fresh humor: 4 fun comedy events in Chicago this week  WLS-TV

When it comes to comedy, there's plenty to keep you busy this week, from live comedy at the Laugh Factory to "Love Me Tinder," a show exploring modern ...

Fisher dean predicts humor and more women in Super Bowl ads  Rochester Business Journal

This year's trend in Super Bowl advertisements will be humor and girl power, says the business dean at St. John Fisher College, who has been monitoring such ...

Comedy writer will bring 'tribal' humor to Connections brunch  Jewish Post

Award-winning writer and producer, best-selling author, and stand-up comedian Carol Leifer will be the guest speaker at the Jewish Federation of Southern ...

Whether you like mystery or humor, this book has it for you  Renton Reporter

You didn't recognize the number. So you didn't answer the phone. That's how you operate these days: accept calls you know and keep your money in your ...

Comedian Finds Humor in Life's 'Cosmic Joke': Advanced Cancer

Maria Falzone won't let her diagnosis of advanced cholangiocarcinoma stifle her sense of humor.

Heartland sheriff’s offices use humor about the cold on social media  KFVS

(KFVS) - Heartland Sheriff's Offices, Police Departments, Fire Departments, and First Responders use social media to inform the public about what is going on in ...

Family of frozen pants: News 8 viewer finds humor in frigid temps  WQAD Moline

A News 8 viewer was able to find some humor in the negative temperatures that blasted the Quad Cities area in late January.

Humor-Free Snopes Again Flags Babylon Bee as 'False' for Joking CNN Hired Smollett  NewsBusters

Here we go again! is slamming an obvious Babylon Bee parody with the "False" label. They asked "Was 'Empire' Actor Jussie Smollett Offered a ...

Satirical Savery: Campus Crisis, Humor to the Rescue – Trinity Tripod  The Trinity Tripod

Hunter Savery '20. Opinion Editor. Trinity College is in a moment of unparalleled crisis. Like the death throws of the Roman Republic, there is chaos and the ...

Love, respect and humor at the VA - The Alexander City Outlook

I'm sitting in the passenger seat in my vehicle at the VA in Tuskegee writing this. I come down here at least once a week for something. It's always something and ...

Friends recall Kaolian’s humor, generosity  CTPost

BRIDGEPORT — Kaye Williams always knew when Morgan Kaolian was overhead. “He used to fly over the Cove regularly,” Williams, the founder of Captain's ...

Poking fun at the press, pope uses humor to spread Gospel

By Father Thomas Dailey, O.S.F.S. • Posted February 7, 2019. Not every word a pope speaks is “ex cathedra.” In fact, it's quite rare to proclaim something “from ...

Media Editors: Humor Video: Gun on Human Violence  Patriot Post

Why are only people arrested for all the crimes committed by guns?

Lois Collins: Social media content can be fake, humorous or a parody. Let's label it.  Deseret News

Years ago, advertisers were forced to label as ads the *content* they created that's designed to look like factual news. Has the time come to require that those who ...

Tech-focused Senior Moments 2 approaches aging with sensitivity, smarts and humor

The dinner theater production of Don Fried's play, subtitled "Betta Daze," runs through Feb. 16 at TheatreNOW in Wilmington.

'Cripple of Inishmaan' brings dark Irish humor to Port Townsend  Peninsula Daily News

PORT TOWNSEND — These townspeople —newsman Johnnypateenmike, sisters Kate and Eileen, their nephew Billy — do not tiptoe around one another.

Fairfield Police use humor to try to catch a couple of convenience store robbers  WKRC TV Cincinnati

FAIRFIELD, Ohio (WKRC) - Fairfield Police released surveillance video of a convenience store breaking and entering. For Valentine's Day, they referred to the ...

President Trump has a strange sense of humor  Montgomery Advertiser

In Trump's view, your opponents are your enemies — and your actual enemies are your friends. How can you negotiate with a man who thinks like this?

Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development  The Aggie

The West Wing goes to West Village This past weekend, President Donald Trump was told by his horoscope that he needed to make some changes, s.

Learning Leadership Through Humor

Hosts from HGTV's Good Bones tell their story and inspire others.

Dr. Drew on Jonah Hill's Challenge of 'Bro Masculinity': 'Let Humor Do Its Job'  Fox News Insider

Dr. Drew Pinsky urged actor Jonah Hill to "double-down" on his traditional form of comedy on Fox Nation's "UN-PC" after Hill said in a recent interview that he ...

Patriots players aim to keep locker room loose with humor  Boston 25 News

King, Karras, Wise among funniest... but what quarterback is a darkhorse?

Music, Humor and Determination Bring Comfort for Iowans with Alzheimer’s Disease  WHO TV Des Moines

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Three Iowa women were among several dozen people who walked around the Iowa Statehouse Tuesday to raise awareness about ...

Broken hearts and funny bones add up to humor in The Second City's comedy show coming to Fargo  INFORUM

“There's an old saying that comedy equals tragedy plus time. I've found that to be very true,” says Lilliana Winkworth, a comedian with the Chicago-based ...

Pasadena show ‘Making God Laugh’ finds humor in how plans change  Chron

Pasadena Little Theatre's latest production takes its title from a Woody Allen quote, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans,” said director ...

Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia - The Aggie  The Aggie

She didn't C. (S. Lewis) it coming “Where… Where am I?” Wanda Her asked, looking at the forest surrounding her. An equine figure trot.

20 Penguins Thoughts: Nearing milestone, appreciation for Phil Kessel's game, humor grows  Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

It was a moment Matt Cullen will never forget, one the 42-year-old center feels was a key moment during the Penguins' 2016 Stanley Cup run. Before Game 6 of ...

Chatological Humor (Jan. 29)  Washington Post

Gene Weingarten brings you an update to his monthly Chatological Humor live chat.

Fluvanna County uses humor, pop culture references to spice up snow closing announcements  The Daily Progress

Fluvanna County families this year have received school closing announcements on social media from The Fonz, Simba of “The Lion King” and Forrest Gump.

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